For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.

Chuck Palahniuk
About This Quote

A blow job is a sexual act performed by a man or a woman on a partner. It is a quick and easy way to satisfy your sexual needs. But if you compare it with the best rose, this one is not worth the trouble. The best rose will make you love it for years, but a blow job is something that will make you want more in no time. You may never sniff the best rose, but you will definitely sniff at least one good blow job.

Source: Choke

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